PARALLEL UNIVERSE: What's the Big Deal About the Super Bowl Car Wash Commercial?

   "Cool Hand Luke" is in my personal Top 10 favorite movies and the boys on the chain gang are really steamed up watching beautiful Joy, called simply "The Girl" in the flick, soap down that old Mopar sedan.         And while we're at it, I don't blame Beyoncé for lip syncing the National Anthem. It's impossible to sing and impossible to play on a wind instrument, and I speak from experience as a trombonist and tuba player in high school bands and orchestra. It's long past time we get a new national anthem. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!   //